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  • Parental: You don't really do anything on the internet
  • Me: Tonight you will see the northern lights here
  • Me: Salem had traces of LSD in their water and that's why the witch trials happened
  • Me: There are small rubber balls that are invisible in water, so you can kill your enemies
  • Me: If you kill someone in an unregistered boat in international waters you can't be tried for murder
  • Me: I can get out of a box buried underground
  • Me: If you bury someone underground and bury a dog's body a few feet above it, the police will stop searching there
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soycrates:

People in competitive MMOs have the worst(best) insults ever.

With such gems as:

  • “Was your father a bagel”
  • “Does your girlfriend even DO math”
  • “I bet you were adopted at some point in your life”
  • “You are a KID. A WHOLE CHILD. A WHOLE ONE. What a kid. What a 14 year old.”

Ahaha… I have got to find a good MMO again. Good times.

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space-ghouls:

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No really man, homo.

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